Valentine's Say WHAT??

YESTERDAY

Was Valentine's day. Duh.

I has sitting at my desk bright and early 6:45 am.

7:15 am rolls around and some RANDOM Hispanic dude BARGES into my office and sits at the desk next to mine.
 

"Uh.. Do you need something or can I help you with something...??"

He states he's "just there to talk"

haha okay mister I have NO IDEA who you are, I've NEVER seen you before and I'm WORKING. I picked up the phone and frantically tried to call 3 different co-workers to RUN back to my office to "look at a paper"

I was told "it will be a minute.."

NO PEOPLE. NOW. (but clearly I couldn't say that..)

I start to send a text "SOMEONE IS IN MY OFFI..."

and before I know I could finish my text he had snaked his way over in between my chair and my desk and suddenly his hand is on my back.
WTF!?

"When I walked by your office yesterday.. you were so cute.. "
AND QUICKLY GOES IN TO KISS ME!

ANOTHER WTF!?

I pushed this complete stranger away with a loud "EXCUSE ME!?"

.....there he went casually walking out of my office.....

 

At this point I am in complete shock.

I run to find someone & he's gone.
 

WHO DOES THAT!?

& I have a freaking RING on my finger!!

like... DUH.

 

Needless to say I had to talk to 2 different security guards, was given pepper spray to keep at my desk & was checked on a million times by co-workers throughout the day. The halls were monitored all day looking for the desperate little monster.

 

I mean yeaaaah, it was Valentine's Day & all.. but holy cow people my office is not a kissing booth! 

 

I was SO excited to go home to Spencer and admire the Cricut machine he bought me still in the box. I still have way too much anxiety to open it yet. I absolutely LOVE IT!
I loved our first Valentine's Day together as a married couple! Last year at this time Spencer was living in Vernal & it sucked.
 

Spencer was at school all night last night so we celebrated our Vday a night early and hit the town all dressed up and lookin fine to go to PF Chang Changs. 

There, a waiter walking by dropped a dish and it sent Chinese mustard flying all over the back of my pink pea coat from Nordstrom.

 

I'm just hoping next year's Valentine's Day is a little less traumatizing.

THE END.