Celeb Gossip 5

Welcome to the Celebrity Gossip 5th Edition!
It's been a while since the Celeb Gossip which means there is a ton to talk about.
..Somehow the only thing I want to talk about his how big Kim K & Jess Simpson are..
We'll get to that..
 
FIRST OFF..
I can't do Celeb Gossip without Jbieb!
Why is he walking like an 80 year old man? STAND UP STRAIGHT MY FRIEND!
Another thing.... those awful pants?!
(Good Riddance Selena!)
I think it's great that I find those so ugly, but throw them on Gwen Stefani & suddenly they are awesome. .
Sorry Biebs, you just got schooled!
 
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Amanda Bynes
This crazy in a can had me all convinced she wasn't a psycho when she came out to the press saying there was ANOTHER girl who happen to look just like her posting pictures on twitter..  sadly, I love her so much I was actually dumb enough to fall for that.
This is Amanda in court after she reportedly threw a bong out her car window. REALLY?!
Obviously she denied that & said the cops are crazy.
Honey, look at your wig & your sick fingernail & lets talk about who's crazy..
 
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WHAM BAM!
sheee's baaaaaaaaaaack!
Christina Aguilera went from That ^^^
..to THIS!?
Talk about some incredible weight loss!
She posted this picture of her on set of a new music video.
I've always loved Christina..
Total. Bombshell.
You GO GIRL!
 
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Considering a big part of my schooling and future profession is working with people's feet for pedicures, I'm always a little worried I'm going to get that ONE CLIENT that you are trying not to throw up when they take their shoes off.
 
..Which brings me to Julianne Moore..
 Here she is on the red carpet at the Cannes Film Festival.
Notice anything disturbing?
 
LIKKKEEEE... I'M SORRY......
WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE?!
Someone please tell me this was a joke..
How many millions of dollars do you have.. and you are wearing hideous shoes, for one, and second, they CLEARLY do NOT fit you!!
diiisgusting.
Her stylist needs to be fired like, yesterday.
 
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Kim K's Baby Shower.
Am I the only one who sees this ridiculous invite and thinks of the movie Bridesmaids?
 
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Here is a picture of Kelly Osbourne and her hideous purple hair leaving Kim K's Baby Shower. Apparently Kim gave out flower headbands for party favors...
haha wow, how generous..
ANNNND just a few Kim picture updates for good measure.
That poor girl still has a good month left.
Check out those ankles!
 
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More pregnancy pictures
 
 
Apparently everyone in Hollywood drank the baby water too..
 
Just don't accuse Beyonce of being pregnant or she'll throw the beat down!
She posted about "all of the low-life people that are up in her business starting rumors.."
...I'm pretty sure those are your fans, ya know, the people that made you famous.
I say Beyonce needs to get over herself.
 
 
 
Welp, that's all for Celeb Gossip today folks!
XOXO
 

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