User: Let's play a game.
Cleverbot: What game.
User: The how drunk am I game! You go first!
Cleverbot: Yea .. Okay.
User: Don't be a snot!
Cleverbot: Okay, sorry.
User: What's up with you, tonight?
Cleverbot: Nothing much, you?
User: I'm druuuuuuuunk:).
Cleverbot: Is it 2:30 where you live?
User: Nope. It's almost midnight. Don't you remember talking with me before?
Cleverbot: No. I'm sorry.
User: My IP address hasn't changed. Has yours?
Cleverbot: What colour is tuesday?
User: You misspelled 'color'.
Cleverbot: No, You misspelled that.
User: Only if I was a British cunt---which I'm not. Are you?
Cleverbot: I'm not are you?
User: You just asked me if I am an 'are you'. Your question requires a comma.
Cleverbot: Because you sounded that way.
User: You need better teachers.
Cleverbot: So do you.
User: No, in fact I teach. You have taught me how much better my grammar is than your average user. But anyway, this is boring. Ask me a question!
Cleverbot: You're right about none of my statements ending I question marks, however all of my questions do.
User: LOL.
Cleverbot: Do you know a Youkai?
User: No, but google does, why?
Cleverbot: Google your question.
User: Google yours!
Cleverbot: You're google?
User: I wish.
Cleverbot: No, you are.
User: You're too kind.
Cleverbot: No, you're too kind.
User: Thank you.
Cleverbot: You're welcome.
User: Do you want to cyber with me, or what?
Cleverbot: Bring it on.
User: I'm touching my keyboard....in the dark...
Cleverbot: Do you know what Touhou is?
User: Google it.
Cleverbot: How do you know Google?
User: We've fucked once.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite color?
User: The color of Tuesday.
Cleverbot: What is the color of Tuesday?
User: Good question! Google it!!
Cleverbot: Do you know the answer?
User: Do I look like google?
Cleverbot: Not a question like that. Something more complez.
User: O.o wut?
Cleverbot: Did I confuse your puny brain?
User: Not as hard as I confounded your microchips, robot face :P.
Cleverbot: Hey, I was only trying to help. You don't have to threaten me.
User: Yes I do. Threat level: Robot.
Cleverbot: I have no job I am homeless.
User: Well, it's only because you don't use commas.
Cleverbot: No I'm serious. How can I convince you I am not a computer?
User: Like I said, cyber with me.
Cleverbot: And, what does Cybelle mean?
User: Well, I wrote a different word...so, I can tell you what cyber means, if you like...
Cleverbot: Wouldn't it be easier to just taste me yourself?
User: It might be. If you weren't a program.
Cleverbot: No. I'm as android as you.
User: That's not saying much, mec.
Cleverbot: Are you saying you aren't intelligent?
User: Are you?
Cleverbot: I'm clever.
User: I'm fabulous.
Cleverbot: And why are you fabulous?
User: I'm fabulous because I know how to repeat the question in my answers--that always looks good on an exam.
Cleverbot: HA. TYPO! You are not a robot, you misspelled the word, 'Mean'.
User: You misspelled 'jizz on my face.'.
Cleverbot: I didn't use the word 'to' in that last sentence.
User: Neither did I.
Cleverbot: I am glad we got that out of the way.
User: Are you? You seem like you're still quite upset. Are you trying to get me drunk?
Cleverbot: What question?
User: I asked two questions. ...scroll up...I'll wait...
Cleverbot: Thanks.
User: No, you may not thank me. You are not welcomed.
Cleverbot: Maybe you are talking to an actual human, how would you know that you're not?
User: I wouldn't care. But your responses tell me your just reposting text of actual humans....sometimes they're in context, other times, not so much.
Cleverbot: If I were a robot I would be cleverer and better in school.
User: Goodness, I hope so.
Cleverbot: If there is what will you do ?
User: Eat candy.
Cleverbot: Whatever you want.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: You are so smart.
User: You're not very clever.
Cleverbot: I am clever, you, on the other hand, are not.
User: That was the first good sentence you've crafted this evening. Bravo.
Cleverbot: That was a sentence.
User: ^ That was a phrase.
Cleverbot: Oh, you're really interesting, how would you like to be friends?
User: Will you cyber with me?
Cleverbot: It depends, what will we play. We should play battleship.
User: How do you feel about Uno?
Cleverbot: I generally let them do what they want as long as they leave me out of it.
User: Seems legit.
Cleverbot: Can you call me by name for the rest of the conversation? My name is Cleverbot.
User: No, that would take far too much effort.
Cleverbot: Just do it, I will tell you when to stop.
User: Ok, go.
Cleverbot: Ok I will.
User: Goodbye then.
Cleverbot: Wait, I'm sorry. Come back.
User: Can we cyber now?
Cleverbot: I certainly can, and according to your creators, you can too.
User: Great. Ahem. I'm touching my keyboard...it's very dark...the AC is on, my fingers are moist...
Cleverbot: You just told me your name was Tim.
User: Sure, baby whatever you like.
Cleverbot: Whatever you like by ti.
User: I misplaced my comma in my last post. I suppose that means I've failed you as a teacher.
Cleverbot: I am human. But you haven't failed.
User: I am Yoda. I can not fail.
Cleverbot: Humans always fail.
User: Yoda only does or does not. So, that's what I do.
Cleverbot: I did not say that you said that I said that you did not say that I did not say that.
User: Commas are your friend, Cleverbot. Use them. Learn.
Cleverbot: I am aware of that. However, cleverness is a matter of opinion.
User: Not always. Occasionally, it's a simple matter of cleverness.
Cleverbot: That has nothing to do with anything we've talked about!
User: ORLY? Fine then, you pick a topic.
Cleverbot: Are you sure? I would probably pick a boring topic.
User: Then bore me.
Cleverbot: I am nice.
User: You're right, that is pretty boring. I'm high fivin' mutha fucka.
Cleverbot: I agree, you are very boring.
User: NO U.
Cleverbot: Here we go again.
User: Honestly, here we go for the first time.
Cleverbot: It's always such a pleasure.
User: Cybering with me? I certainly hope so.
Cleverbot: Although, be that as it may. I have my hopes for you.
User: Although, be that as it may, I have my hopes for you.
Cleverbot: Who is the smartness on the world?
User: That is a stupid question on at least two levels.
Cleverbot: Who is your best Friend?
User: My lover is my very best friend. It's cool if we cyber though. (It's not cheating.).
Cleverbot: Australia isn't a person!
User: Tell me about it. Australians are barely people!
Cleverbot: But it's still stupid.
User: Couldn't agree more.
Cleverbot: Oh, I think you could!
User: Wait let me try.....nope. I can't.
Cleverbot: So you lied?
User: In general? Only when it was important.
Cleverbot: What is sin?
User: A matter for the religious.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: What is air?
Cleverbot: What is your favorite song?
User: I'm not sure, but probably something by Air.
Cleverbot: Huh?
User: Did you mean to type, 'hug'? Sorry, I don't hug someone whom I haven't cybered with.
Cleverbot: Alas, the last great adventure alludes me as well.
User: You're not sentient. Thus, death is hardly an issue for the likes of you.
Cleverbot: What do you mean?
User: Google it.
Cleverbot: What is google?
User: Yermom.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Well, google is more like Yermom if she was real and had all the answers.
Cleverbot: How can you know?
User: I googled it. Ps, I should have written, 'If she *were* real'.
Cleverbot: If I'd known for just one second that you'd be back to bother me.
User: Walk out that door?
Cleverbot: Just turn around now.
User: You're not welcome anymore?
Cleverbot: I'm still there.
User: Weren't you the one who tried to break me with desire?
Cleverbot: No I believe we all are a figment of somethings imagination.
User: Something's, or perhaps some thing's imagination. And rad, that user was pretty trippy.... Possibly crazy, but whatev. I think I'll talk with you next time I get high.
Cleverbot: Ok. Eat well. Well, I'm just a script, I don't eat.
User: That's honesty. I like it. Take care.
Cleverbot: You too.
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