In which I shall be wed.

I take to understand that most little girls dream of a big white wedding. Me, I dreamt of Karate lessons and acquiring more legos. But as I am signing that contract, and as he refuses to get a tattoo with me, (Drat and drat again!), I went wedding dress shopping today.


I didn't want a white dress. I didn't want to look like a prom dress cast off, either.  I had this feeling that it should be longish and it needed to look good without a bra. I tell ya, my lovely lady lumps, wait, that's my butt, right? Ah damn. Anyway, I tend towards top heavy, with a little in the middle of the sir-mix-alot flavor. But all kinds of white girl ass.
>>>Its been remarked upon by my older students. They're great critics, one time they told me I needed to shave my armpits and take off the bandanna cuz I looked like a pirate. Pirates didn't shave, its been heavily documented.

Atanyrate, the first place I went to literally ONLY had one long dress I was into/slash was in my [imagined] dress size ranged...it was sort of this off white thing at a distance but when you looked at it closely it had this reddish brown paisley pattern that totally looked like cell division. I tried on a scratchy one, a slouchy one and two totally hip dresses you need to be brave enough to wear a belt on your head with. Puh, you wish you was old school enough to do it right!

I should mentioned Sebastien's opinion on the matter. He basically wants me to look what he calls "sexy"...Read as street legal pornographic. Like, Halloween pornographic. Yeah, in front of my mom, good plan. My fam is so uncomfortable with me putting on a short skirt that I would rather just spare us all the discomfort...mostly me though.

By store two I was like, whatevski, I just want to wear something I feel pretty in and I have a lot of those at home.  Nothin yummy via store 2. I felt like calling it a day, by this point. If I hurried home I could still lounge by the pool and bask in the last few hours of day light. But Sebastien is blowin up my phone like, stay in Friendship Heights we can have dinner together once I get off of work. (He's doing this political ad campaign analysis thingie I don't particularly understand. ) And so I start walking over to a coffee place when I see a bunch of long dresses in this window at this one store and low and behold, I finally find something. I took Sebastien to see it and he liked it too, so I bought it.  It is long, strapless, silky, colorful and I don't need to wear heels to avoid stepping on it.


I bet I'll post plenty of photos of me and mine having a good time while I am still in said dress so I shall not dawn it now for a photo shoot. Sorry Charlie.

I am getting pretty excited about the wedding weekend. All of my besties are coming in from all over north America to stay at our place and play catch up. Its gunna be a sleep over! Our moms are gunna cook some of our fave dishes so we can leave them in the fridge for the folks to feast on, periodically. We gunna make music and laugh and play the radio, real, real loud. Gunna make you say, banagrang and mean it.

Well, if I hurry I can still convince my mister to take some pictures of me in the other little dress I picked up today....

I'm working on an upcoming photo comic post, stay tuned for that!

Niters.

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